Salvation! Welcome to our website! Do you mind if we infest your computer with cookies? No? OK, no problem, we’ll just block 90% of your screen until you tell us no. Now that’s fixed, can we make your experience even better by autoplaying videos for you? No? OK, no problem, go ahead and deselect and you’re set! By the way, would you like to join us so we can bombard you with emails? No? OK, deselect here and you’re done! Now, all you have to do is tell us if you want to be notified of future videos before moving on? No? Hey, we get it! Simply deselect here and voila! As you scroll down the page, we decided to make the video you just paused follow you and play automatically. Don’t want to watch it? No problem! Just hover your cursor over the pause symbol…you know, like you just did before you started scrolling, and pause it. Of course, as you scroll down the page, we’ll continue and replay the video for you. Not ready to watch it yet? No problem…just hover your cursor over the pause symbol…well, we think you got it now. We really want your experience here to be enjoyable, that’s why we’ve added a million classifieds! You don’t want it? It’s easy! To close, just click that little X on the right…keep trying…I almost got it…oops! You finally opened the ad! Why not stay a while and read it? No? No problem! Just try clicking that tiny X again… I almost get it… voila, it’s closed! We really appreciate your visit to our site and hope your experience was memorable!